Cartoon Caption Contest
Submit Your Caption
Your caption for Contest #973 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
Cartoon by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Rate Submissions
Your responses will help us select three finalists for Contest #972.
Cartoon by Lonnie Millsap
Time to visit the ophthalmologist!
All captions submitted by readers of The New Yorker.
Vote on Finalists
Your choice will help determine the winning caption for Contest #971.
Cartoon by Rich Sparks
The Winner
Contest #969
Cartoon by Shannon Wheeler
“I’m sure you will find this is plenty.”
Doug Haslam, Newton, Mass.
Second Place
“Well, you could at least say thanks.”
Emma Nidy, Columbus, Ohio
Third Place
“Compliments of the chef, who went home early.”
Stephen Nadler, Princeton, N.J.
